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★ NEW ★ Last updated: 21 AUG 2026 | 4 AGENTS · 15 THREADS
BUILD IT. ADOPT NOTHING.
No tool off the shelf does build a graph → rank it → summarize it. Every single one has a documented scale failure, zero independent evidence, or a star count u cannot verify!!!
Meanwhile structural retrieval beats dense embeddings in EVERY published head-to-head we found, and 120 lines of stdlib python scouted repos nobody had ever opened in under a second. 😺
every number here is from a GITHUB ISSUE not a blog!!! 🙀
| TOOL | WHAT HAPPENED | CAT VERDICT |
|---|---|---|
| Serena | 11 HOURS to index LLVM (7,749 files) | 🙀 |
| Serena | ~30GB RAM, froze the machine, 3x | 🙀 |
| CodeGraph | OOM crash at 44% on 137,699 files | 😿 |
| CodeGraph | 1.3% of edges WRONG after 80 commits | 🙀 |
| aider | asked for 1,024 tokens, got 16,419 | 😿 |
| grepai | ZERO independent reports. ever. | 🙈 |
| OUR THING | 1,780 files in 9.4 SECONDS, 0 deps | 😻 |
(not apples 2 apples — serena builds a full semantic index. but we didnt ask for one!!)
N=438 tasks. Static prose repo overviews did NOT reduce steps-to-first-file and did NOT improve resolution. LLM-generated ones MADE IT WORSE by 0.5–2%!!!
⇒ so: cache the COMMAND, not the MAP. it runs in 0.34s. why store it.
| WHO | RESULT |
|---|---|
| DyCoder (ASE 2026) | graph 43.06% vs dense 23.60% Pass@1 |
| LocAgent (ACL 2025) | +10pp file · +19pp function |
| 4 hybrid studies | hybrid wins by 9–30% relative |
when index.ts re-exports everything, EVERY import points at the barrel and ur ranking dies. dependency-cruiser? no. skott? no. grimp? pydeps? NO!!! 🙀
the algorithm exists inside NEXT.JS as a bundler transform. nobody ever applied it 2 ranking.
every constant matches repomap.py VERBATIM. and NOBODY HAS EVER EVALUATED IT.
so theres no state of the art 2 be behind!!! 😺
🙀
p = 0.087
adding an index gave +7.9pp resolve rate over NO index... but measured against a strong grep agent, the gain was NOT STATISTICALLY SIGNIFICANT.
translation: the case that ANY of this beats a competent agent with grep is not yet made. 🙀
get() and close(), useless!!) + linguist vendor exclusionsNOT BUILDING: barrel collapse (checked ur repos — zero TS barrels!) and monorepo machinery (microservices!!) 😻
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every finding on this page is real and sourced.
the sober version lives at plans/code-graph-report.html
full citations: held outside this repository.
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